The Seminar
Copyright © 1979 Van Wood
Ladies and gentlemen, if I may…just a moment right where you are.
I’d like to thank you all today for attending our seminar.
In reviewing the calendar I see that this is Seminar number 103.
And by now I’m sure that you all know just how these things are run:
With the charts and graphs and some well-placed laughs, we’re all set for four hours of fun.
Today’s topic is: “The Over-Seminared Generation”...and now without further hesitation - our speaker for today.
Let’s give him a big round of applause and hear what he has to say.
Thank you…Thank you. How kind you are. And now it’s on to our seminar.
FOUR HOURS LATER
And in closing ladies and gentlemen, if I may…just a moment right where you are.
I’d like to thank you all today for attending our seminar.
And don’t forget as you leave today, there’s a table near the door. For all who will, and a fifty dollar bill,
Sign up for seminar number 104.