The Seminar

Copyright © 1979 Van Wood

 

THE MC SPEAKS

 

Ladies and gentlemen, if I may…just a moment right where you are

I’d like to thank you for coming today for attending our splendid seminar.

In reviewing the program you will see, that this is Seminar Number 103.

 

By now I’m sure that you all know just how these things are run:

With the charts and graphs and some well-placed laughs, we’re all set for two hours of fun.

Our topic today is: “The Seminar Generation”; and so without further hesitation...

Let's welcome our special speaker today and see just what he has to say.

 

 

 

THE SPECIAL SPEAKER LIFTS HIS HAND AND SPEAKS

 

Thank you…Thank you.  How kind you are.  And now it’s on to our seminar.

  

FOUR HOURS LATER

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen, if I may…just a moment right where you are

I’d like to thank you for coming today and attending our splendid seminar

And you will see as you go your way, there’s a table near the door.

For all who will and a dollar bill…We offer you Seminar Number 104