Where did you learn to drive?
Copyright © 2005 Van Wood
 
 
 
Excuse me if you please and even if you don’t
I’ve been wondering where you ever learned to drive.

It may seem odd that I should ask, but on the highway when you passed,
I wondered just how long you would survive.
 
Now when I pulled into this parking lot, behold, you followed me!
And saw the spot right here next to mine.

And although it took a while, by making u-turns in the aisle,
You finally ended up between the lines.
 
Congratulations should be said that you're still alive and not real dead.
For the way you drive just puts my nerves a-shudder.

How you swerve and weave and stop makes me wish I were a cop
You remind me of a ship without a rudder.

Pardon me if I don’t say thanks for your show of mobile pranks,
But alas it’s time for us to say goodbye.

And if you would be so kind, please don’t follow close behind
If you do, I think that I will learn to fly.